A Day for Organizing

Today I need to organize my stamping space, so no tutorial today.  If you are wondering how I keep track of all my stamps, here is a glipse.  I put the stamp sheets in my scanner and print a copy and put the copy in a binder by manufacturer.  It’s easier to browse my stamp collection this way.  🙂

 I don’t want to leave you with nothing today so here is a funny for you readers that are preparing for the up coming Thanksgiving Holiday.

The Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as A gift. The parrot had  a

Bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the

Bird’s’ mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.  John

Tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only

Polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of

To “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The  parrot

Yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and

Even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him

In the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and 

 Screamed.   Then suddenly there was total quiet.  Not A Peep, was heard

For over a minute.

Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to

The Freezer.  The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms

And said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and

Actions.  I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I

Fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and

Unforgivable behavior.”

John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.  As he was about to

Ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his

Behavior, when the bird continued, “May I ask what the turkey did?”

Hugs,

Michelle